Nobody brings jobs back like me, believe me…
The Trump administration is the most iconic sweatshop crew in history, and the only team that perfectly blends anti-globalization with the spirit of American manufacturing.
Folks, I’ve got the best factory workers!
Sweatshop Squad
Tariffs your lunch if you’re late.
Mike Pence
Thread Master
Operates the sewing machine—prays over every stitch, calls it “God’s work.”
JD Vance
Glue Guy
Gluing the soles of shoes with the perseverance of a redneck, productivity: doubtful.
Elon Musk
Efficiency Inspector
Yells “Fake shoes!” at every pair, tweets about sending them to Mars.
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